England, Taiwan and China

I wish everyone has a lovely weekend.  Patty



*A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.*
*有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。 *

*While they were there, the wife passed away.* 

*在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。*

*The undertaker told the husband, You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  *
*葬儀社的人跟他說：您可以選擇花 $5,000 將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花 $150 把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。*

*The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome. *
* 那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。* 

*The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"*
*葬儀社的人不解地問他說：為何您寧可花**$5,000**把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬在 這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？*

*The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."* 
* 那人回答：很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天， 他又復活了。*

【聖經記述**..**耶穌死後第三天復活】 *

*He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."*
*他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個險 **... *